Everyone hates stereotypes: ‘generalisations about people which are false, totally unacceptable but often true’. We know what white people say about black people in the privacy of their quarters, and we say our shit about whites when we’re on our own.

The God we have been taught to serve is not only alien to us but also harmful, we must kill him and in his stead raise one who has our best interests at heart.

This is Zimbabwe, we have the highest literacy level in Africa and a proclivity for the utilisation of gargantuan articulatory conduits. Why couldn’t he just say ‘we like using big words’?! That’s what we’re talking about today, our love for big words.

They say God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Very cute, but because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s true. If the creator, Obatala, can bring babies into the world retarded, is it not conceivable that sometimes he puts a female ‘spirit’ in a male body?

There are two types of blacks I’d let Winnie Mandela ‘necklace’ with burning tyres any day: the one who treats another like the white master used to, and the one who believes in white-supremacy, finds it his duty to uphold it as gospel

After decades of hardships with no clear sign of salvation, one Zimbabwean has decided to do what is unthinkable to most people: confront the head of the beast face-to-face

Is there any more worthy than the great female elephant?!

Say what you say about the benefits of circumcision, but I am not losing my emergency vagina!

The following is a somewhat comprehensive guide to African Wi-Fi

From selling vagina-tightening creams to impersonating a police officer and setting up a roadblock to do you know what, unemployment in Zimbabwe merely provides inspiration for the creative mind in search of money making opportunities.